tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post5129837496065305638..comments2023-06-04T08:42:45.067-04:00Comments on Killer Kittens From Beyond The Grave: Ratman (1988)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-43808992175618981602008-08-09T13:47:00.000-04:002008-08-09T13:47:00.000-04:00>August in Kitty Land has been one of the stick...>August in Kitty Land has been one of the stickiest ever.<BR/><BR/>I hear you... some days are so sticky I never think I'll get unstuck. <BR/><BR/>Don't want too.Mr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-40027106890999901092008-08-09T11:58:00.000-04:002008-08-09T11:58:00.000-04:00Kindertrauma: Ratman does not look much like eithe...Kindertrauma: Ratman does not look much like either a monkey or a rat. If you ever had an upsetting encounter with a dirty-faced dwarf with a dental problem, however, you might want to continue to avoid this movie.<BR/><BR/>Karswell: I have seen that movie, but let's not talk about it. I have a paralyzing fear of pretty much all forms of watercraft. Which is a shame, because August in Kitty Land has been one of the stickiest ever.Kitty LeClawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006739666538857277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-9212113499501500492008-08-09T11:38:00.000-04:002008-08-09T11:38:00.000-04:00> am convinced that the idea for SNAKES ON A PL...> am convinced that the idea for SNAKES ON A PLANE was inspired by the final<BR/><BR/>Actually, ever see Fer de Lance ('74)?? ...snakes on a submarine!<BR/><BR/>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071494/<BR/><BR/>>why you gots to talk about Carnal Knowledge With Ratman in such a way as to make me think: that's hot ???<BR/><BR/>Because making you hot has become Karswell Priority #1.Mr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-26582616485943555532008-08-08T17:44:00.000-04:002008-08-08T17:44:00.000-04:00Again on Scare Tactics:I love when he says"Do you ...Again on Scare Tactics:<BR/><BR/>I love when he says<BR/>"Do you need help little man?"kindertraumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07176839856388835793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-79410182861985848072008-08-08T17:42:00.000-04:002008-08-08T17:42:00.000-04:00Oh Kitty you are very brave! I have always been to...Oh Kitty you are very brave! I have always been too freaked out to watch this one!<BR/><BR/>Kate, I remember that scare tactics episode it is insane!<BR/><BR/>Here be it:<BR/>http://www.metacafe.com/watch/837077/scary_prank_with_human_rat/kindertraumahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07176839856388835793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-74248690278984365022008-08-08T10:19:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:19:00.000-04:00King Karswell: Actually, I realized last evening t...King Karswell: Actually, I realized last evening that I had regrettably omitted something (small and insignificant, but still) from your KittyMail Packet that just got posted. What I should probably do is bleep you off a copy of this fine, furry film, and dump it into an envelope with the other junk. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Yeah...<BR/><BR/>In other news, why you gots to talk about Carnal Knowledge With Ratman in such a way as to make me think: <I>that's hot</I> ??? If I end up thinking of this "scene" of yours next time it's Happy Hour... You're in big trouble, Son.<BR/><BR/>You kind of are anyway, though, just fer bein' you.Kitty LeClawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006739666538857277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-60931337013592457502008-08-08T10:10:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:10:00.000-04:00Kate: Yes, this thar be the 1988 RATMAN, of Primor...Kate: Yes, this thar be the 1988 RATMAN, of Primordial Dwarf Forced Into Slave, Low-Budget Labour fame.<BR/><BR/>RE: Scare Tactics, I love it. It's a not-so-guilty pleasure. Shattering Joe Average's mental stability is what it's all about! Didn't see this one, though. The hybrid rat beast certain has been improved upon over the years! Thanks for the linkety-linkage!Kitty LeClawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006739666538857277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-48865533455973173502008-08-08T10:04:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:04:00.000-04:00I thought the crazy rapey half-monkey/half-rat wan...<I>I thought the crazy rapey half-monkey/half-rat wanted to mate with her??</I><BR/><BR/>I KNOW!!! I wondered about that, too. Maybe that's what happens when you play <I>too</I> hard to get: you get dead. Could also be that Ms. Grimaldi awoke from a roofies-induced stupor, realized that a Ratman Rape Scene had been written into her contract, and threatened to walk if it wasn't removed. I wouldn't imagine being "that chick who got banged by a rat" would be much of a career thruster.<BR/><BR/>All disappointment aside, I am convinced that the idea for SNAKES ON A PLANE was inspired by the final, harrowing moments of RATMAN. Truly, this is a flagstone film we're talking about.Kitty LeClawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006739666538857277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-45511089524161853102008-08-08T10:00:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:00:00.000-04:00Mmmm... rapey manbeasts!The elegant shot-framing, ...Mmmm... rapey manbeasts!<BR/><BR/>The elegant shot-framing, the careful costume choices, the nuanced acting... Wait--no, that's not <I>this</I> "Ratman"--that's Merchant-Ivory's "Ratman." I get them confused...<BR/><BR/>This movie kinda reminds me of the <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPWd5o4cds" REL="nofollow">"Scare Tactics"</A> prank at the research lab. "Do you need help, little man...?"Tenebrous Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032561062849200919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-36293350616859124122008-08-08T09:56:00.000-04:002008-08-08T09:56:00.000-04:00Well it's obvious to me why lil Kitty pounced upon...Well it's obvious to me why lil Kitty pounced upon this title! What a glorious freakshow. And "The Critter from the Shitter" might actually be the single greatest movie tagline of all time. But the critter on the box cover doing his "Bruce the Shark" imitation looks more like a cute widdle hamster though. <BR/><BR/>This appears to me like another "must see," or "must borrow" sometime, as unfortunantly netfux doesn't seem to have it for rent.<BR/><BR/>And here's a couple pre-code stories from June for you to accompany this one, that is if you're still in the hungry mood for delicious rat peoples to pounce upon (I know how hungry a kitty can get!)<BR/><BR/>http://thehorrorsofitall.blogspot.com/2008/06/rat-man.html<BR/><BR/>http://thehorrorsofitall.blogspot.com/2008/06/phantom-ship.htmlMr. Karswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889717828895556186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5366024069182825446.post-81173983234411899662008-08-08T08:32:00.000-04:002008-08-08T08:32:00.000-04:00At the end she bites it emm err dies!? I thought ...At the end she bites it emm err dies!? I thought the crazy rapey half-monkey/half-rat wanted to mate with her?? Was he too rough? Was she a lousy lay? All right we are going to re-write the ending of this movie for a good sequel.<BR/><BR/>Rat-Monkey-Boy breaks through the door as she is enjoying her Coke (most get the sponsors products in) and then attacks tearing her clothes to shreds - camera fades to black with her tortured screams as rat boy paws her prone body in suggestive ways. Cut to the cops/detectives/whoever is supposed to be solving this here mystery - they hear her screams, they break another suspiciously cardboard door down and shoot rat man down. Then running to comfort and cover poor prone naked chick and take her to the hospital for cleaning up. We then cut to a few months later and our little lass is now boarding a plane very much pregnant while enjoying another ice cold refreshing coke- fade out with appropriate ominous music. <BR/><BR/>And now we can write the upstanding awesome sequel - Son of Ratman - an original picture brought to you by the sci-fi channel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com