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"Before police could break down the door to her bedroom where she had barricaded herself, Hello Kitty took her own life using her custom pink Remington Model 1100 shotgun. Hello Kitty was pronounced dead on the morning of August 30th 2003 at 12:52 am."
A random game of Google Image Search led me to this charming series, The 9 Tragic Suicides of Hello Kitty, by Los Angeles artist Thom Foolery. All the classic self-obliteration methods are included: from hanging, to drowning, to everybody's favourite -- electrocution! Each "suicide" scene is supported by a detailed account of poor Hello Kitty's demise.
It would have been nice to have seen Death by Stereo included here, but alas, kitties only have but 9 lives.
I blame Bad Madtz Maru!
ReplyDeleteI agree, that d00d is a total Ma-douche!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read this comment, I thought that you meant you wanted Death By Stereo to commit suicide.
ReplyDeleteGreat find though! Cross-posting to come :-)
Death by Stereo can live... for now. They've passed through my local music scene a couple of times, and after checking out their set, I had to watch The Lost Boys immediately afterward. I believe in paying homage where homage is due.
ReplyDeleteI bet that little bitch Deery-Lou drove her to the brink.
ReplyDeleteAunt John: It's a tragic chain. That piece of shit butterfly has blood on its wings, too.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And for a kitty shelter!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I've been wanting to see her on the business end of a shotgun for a lonnnnng time...
ReplyDeleteGiftmas came a little early this year!
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