Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Possession by Post



On most days, poor Kitty only gets bills, flyers, and veterinary hospital closure notices in the mail. Under the right circumstances (full moon, the presence of an unbaptized male child), and under the rarest of conditions (Sabbat, at midnight, full moon thing still in full effect), better mail is sometimes obtained.

My cotton-o-riffic T-Shirt from The Horrors of it All is more than just an item of clothing. It has a lifeforce all it's own, which I hope people are prepared to handle. Currently, I am only beginning to pick up the jagged pieces of my life, left in the wake of a sudden and "mysteriously" inspired feeding frenzy. There go my summer holidays!

Mr. Karswell... thank you? You know how I've been trying to eat less meat. Back to the clawing board -- drawing board!

I need to rest now... I hear there's a Ratman loose on the premises...

{Psst -- ratty radness coming soon!!}

6 comments:

aunt john said...

Ok, so when we release the official Kindertrauma union suit with butt-flap [it's still in the development phase with our sweatshop], do you promise to model it in an equally as saucy fashion?

Karswell said...

"Feeling down 'n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I wanna stick around 'till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision..."

Kitty LeClaw said...

Karswell:

I will fight tooth and nail
Count on me, I will not fail you
I will fight tooth and nail

Kitty LeClaw said...

Aunt John: Won't my tail get in the way? It would probably have to be a specially-designed suit.

The Headless Werewolf said...

Me-ow!

Kitty LeClaw said...

Headless Werewolf: I didn't know you could speak Kittenese! They don't offer the course in schools much anymore.