Friday, July 25, 2008

Index of Titles & Kitty Skull Rating System


Kitty Skull Rating System


1 Skull......Somebody should have turned the hose on this movie's parents.
2 Skulls ...This movie should have been aborted in the first trimester.
3 Skulls... Belle of the Bargain Bin!
4 Skulls...Video cocaine!
5 Skulls...Pick of the litter!






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Index of Titles
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Film

  1. Don't Deliver Us From Evil (aka Mais ne Nous Délivrez Pas de Mal)
  2. Monster Man
  3. Nightmare Castle
  4. Paranormal Activity
  5. Rasputin and the Princess
  6. Ratman
  7. Rock n' Roll Nightmare (aka The Edge of Hell)
  8. Satan's Blood (aka Escalofrio)
  9. Satan's School for Girls
  10. Season of the Witch (aka Hungry Wives, Jack's Wife)
  11. Tapestry
  12. The Cat with Hands
  13. The Devil's Nightmare
  14. The Entity
  15. The Girl and the Skeleton
  16. The Funhouse
  17. The Midnight Meat Train
  18. The Peanut Butter Solution
  19. Warlock Moon
  20. Witchery

4 comments:

Karswell said...

Cuddily cat skull rating system = genius.

And much more inspired than stars too (unless of course the stars are inverted, placed within a circle, candles lit at each point and Lord Baphomet staring through from the other side.)

Kitty LeClaw said...

That sounds like the best party invite I've had in weeks! I'll bring the athame and the babies' blood!

Karswell said...

>I'll bring the athame and the babies' blood!

And don't forget the nudity!

Kitty LeClaw said...

Yes, the coven shall be skyclad.