Thursday, September 10, 2009

Ouija Board, Ouija Board


Ouija board, would you work for me?
I have got to say hello to an old friend



Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board
Would you work for me?
I have got to get through to a good friend
Well, she has now gone from this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores and the destructors of it



Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board
Would you help me?
Because I still do feel so horribly lonely

Would you, ouija board?
Would you, ouija board?
Would you help me?
And I just can't find my place in this world



She has now gone from this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors of it


Oh hear my voice
Oh hear my voice
Hear my voice
Hear my voice
The table is rumbling
The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No, I was not pushing that time
It spells : S.T.E.V.E.N.




The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No, I was not pushing that time
P.U.S.H.O. double F.




Well, she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors of it



Morrissey's Ouija Board, Ouija Board

5 comments:

Karswell said...

Awesome song.

Awesome post.

Kitty LeClaw said...

Thank you! But what's truly awesome is the endless supply of "don't get possessed by demons like I did -- Ouija safe!" stories posted all across this great land called Internet.

Methinks it's time to make another WITCHBOARD movie. Bring Tawny back, she's not doing anything!

Lily Strange said...

Well, for what it's worth, when dealing with spirits I don't like to use the Ouija board. For some reason it attracts the jerks of the spirit world. I'd rather just deal with them directly. I've never had this trouble with automatic writing, so I don't know what it is about Ouija. And not everyone has the same trouble. go figure.

Scar said...

Fantastic post; any idea where I can get hold of that pretty ouijaboard brooch? :)

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